National debt? Bah! Fuck it...let's get a million dollar bus!

Coming to a town near you...a little bittersweet "change"...flaunted for all to see.  That's right, folks!  National debt: be damned!  Energy crisis: be damned!  Unemployment rate:  Who cares? 

I know!  Let's rent a gargantuan tour bus...(with a million dollar pricetag) so that we can ride around the backwoods of Bumfuckville to lobby for votes!!! 

Um...coupla questions...no big deal, really...

Whose genius idea was it to rent/buy this behemoth and travel around the countryside begging for votes...votes for changes that never came?  (Or...changes towards Socialism...if anyone's actually paying attention to what's happening around them.)

I think it's a tad shady to be flaunting this type of lavish spending when the government is thinking of cutting unemployment benefits out and putting a stop to social welfare.  Perhaps these two tidbits of info go hand-in-hand?? 

It's funny...President Bush supposedly ruined our country in four years...yet these same naysayers claim that four years is not enough time for President Obama to fix the country.  Ummm...you can't have it both ways, people.  If four years is enough time to ruin it...then four years is plenty of time to fix it. 

Hope the President sleeps well tonight...in his $1,000,000 tour bus bed. 




Here's the original article I read regarding this: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/obama-bus-catches-buzz-233029764.html

Justice...is served

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."




Don't fuck with the United States....or this will happen:  http://news.yahoo.com/u-says-kills-taliban-shot-down-chopper-132509069.html

Fantasyland

You know your life is in the shitter when your most-cherished fantasy involves tabulating the money in your bank account and wondering how many tanks of gas that will buy you.  (And how far you will get before someone realizes you're gone.)

*Sigh*

Letter to cyclist (fuckhead)

Dear Asshole: 


I was going 65 miles per hour.  And you...you were pedaling at your own leisurely pace...in...the...lane.


I wish there was some way that you could realize how close you came to imminent death. 


Signed,


WTF-do-you-think-sidewalks-are-for